Sunday, January 31, 2010

urdu funny sms bottle me

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
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Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
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Child : - dear uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi kam dikhta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ?

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya

urdu love sms- jis din se

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

urdu funny sms - Sunsaan

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Urdu Funny Sms-kayi raaz

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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Urdu Funny SmS

1.
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

2.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

3.
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

Urdu Love SMs-chand phir

chand phir udaas hai.
ajnabi sii raahon mai,
duur tak nigaahon
main.
Be rukhi ka musam
hai.
Aaj phir nigaahon
ko.
Beetay pal ki pyaas
hai.
piar raha ho darbadar..
Moujazay ki Aas
hai.
Aisa lagta hai
jaisay.
Chand phir udaas
Hai.

LOVE sms-YoU are unique

YoU are unique
YoU are caring and
YoU are the Best.
And I am the luckiest to have YoU in my life!

Urdu SMS - waqt

waqt ko bhula dena b asan nahi hota,
Gam ko hani me chupa lena asan nahi hota,
Jarurui nahi ho puri ho har khwaish lekin,
apni khwaish ko daba lena b asan nahi hota,
maana ke toote huye phool se khushbu nahi aati,
magar unhe kitabo me saja lena b asan nahi hota,
Koi aur tere bad aa sakta hai,
magar har kisi ko dil me jagah dena b asan nahi hota.
[SunNy]

Urdu SMS

1.
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatre Jab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka hai
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai..

2.
*Teri Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai,*
*Hum Tuje Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,*
*Koi Yaad Hume Na Kare Gila Nahi*
*Hum Apnon Ko Nahi Bhoolty
ye Hmara asol he.

3.
Itni ulfat Na Karo K Bikhar Jain Hum,
Thora Danta B Karo K Sudhar Jain Hum,
Agar Ho Jaye Humse Khata,
To Ho Jana Khafa,
Magar Itna B Nai K Mar Hi Jain hum.

4.
ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT

[Talha ]

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

you have won - Love sms


You have won my love, now I love you. This heart of mine I give to you.
So keep it safe as i have done.
For, you have 2 and I have none!

Love Ice Ball - Love sms


Love is like an ice ball its very easy to make but difficult to carry on.

Who finds - One Liner



Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Friends are - One Liner



Friends are the sunshine of life.

Harder Times - sms quotes


Harder times are like a washing machine. They twist, turn and knock us around. But in the end, we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Dreams love-Love sms


Dreams+love=heart
Realities+fights=mind
heart+mind=misunderstanding
heart+heart=happiness
mind+mind=breakups
think by heart even if its broken.

first sight-Love sms


Love, sometimes, happens on first sight,
But most of the time,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment

make -Good Morning SMS


M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever lose your heart
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Rain - Good Morning SMS


Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May
beauty of every season give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
Good Morning

Every sunset -Good Morning sms


Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So,

hope for the best. Good Morning & Good Luck!

Sometimes-Good Mrning sms


Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a Nice day!

Happiness - Good morning sms


Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These are my wishes for you today and everyday...
Good Morning

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