Monday, February 22, 2010

Urdu Poetry - baqi mere

baqi mere hissay ki ab do he ye baten henjiney ki dua dena, mrne ki dua krna

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Barishon me us se ja k milne ki hasrat kahan
kookne do koilon ko, ab muje fursat kahan

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pair ko deemak lag jae ya aadam zaad ko gham
dono he ko hum ne amjad bachte dekha kam
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Tum to gham de k bhool jate ho
muj ko ehsaan ka paas rehta he


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tum samjhte ho bichar jane se mit jata he ishq
tum ko is drya ki gehrai ka andaza nahin

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tum mere liye koi or ilzaam na dhoondo
chaha tha tumhen ik yehi ilzaam bohat he


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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Valentine's Day SMS, Love SMS

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

[ Lao Tzu ]



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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward in the same direction.


[ Antoine ]



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Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Happy Valentine's Day


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We can do no great things; only small things with great love.


[ Mother Teresa
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The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Happy Valentine's Day


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In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!



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Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.


Happy Valentine's day


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Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.


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Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

Happy Valentine's day










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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).



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Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.


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I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way
than this: where I does not exist nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.

[ Pablo Neruda ]


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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.


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When things go wrong...
When sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.



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If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)


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A cute smile, a special face.
A special someone i can't replace.
I love you,I always will.
You have filled a space
in me, no one can fill!

I am Incomplete without you...Darling I Love You,


Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart!


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I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I Love you so much. I Miss You. Happy Valentine's Day


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Monday, February 8, 2010

Urdu Joke sms - Do sardar gi

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Aj kal k murgay...

me murgha paka raha tha
jab me ne us me paalak daala
to murgha koi ashiq mazaj tha

uth k khara ho gia or gane laga

"HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG
DALA>>>>> MAR DAALA .... MAAR DAALA!




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2 charsi kamray me so rahe the
bijli gai hui thi

aik charsi ki ankh khul gai.

pehla charsi: yaar machis kahan he?

doosra charsi:
yaar teeli jala kr dekh lo yahin kahin ho gi...
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Do sardar doston ki khoob pitai hui
kion???

birthday party men khana khate pakray gay

or
kehne lagay....

"hum larki walon ki taraf se hen...hahaha

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Hello!
itna sannata kion he???

kitni der se sms ki ghanti nahin baji

kia ye sare network fuse ho gay?

ya mere he dost kanjoos ho gay..


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Old man, school k principal se
"zara pappu ko bula den"

Principal: aap pappu k kon hen?

old man: me pappu ka dada hoon

principal: pappu chutti le k aap ka janaza parhne gia he...


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Sardar gi: bivi se: " mera yaar aya he chai to bana do

bivi: me nahi bana rahi

sardar gi: bana do na please, JUB TUMHARA YAAR AYE GA
TO ME BANA DOON GA...


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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Urdu Poetry sms wo ojhal

Wo ojhal meri ankhon se khan rehta he
wo ashk bn kr meri ankhon se rwan rehta he
kisi lmhe tanha hone nahi deti us ki yaden
mere aangan me mele ka sman rehta he


hr ghari dil ka dareecha khula rakhte hen
hr ghari us k ane ka guman rehta he
log kehte hen zakhm bhr jate hen aakhir
zakhm bhr jate hain lekin nishaan rehta he

wo mile to itna bata dena us ko
tujh bin tera dost preshan rehta he

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Khamosh se q rehne lage ho,
intezar kisika karne lage ho,
yakinan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
tabhi bina baat muskurane lage ho.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Urdu good morning sms- moon

Moon is doobing
sun is niking
birds are cheekhing
wind is challing
and u still soying
Uth na yaar
Good morning kehna he
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mosam ko dekho kitna haseen he
thandi hawa or bheegi zameen he
yaad aa rahi hen aap ki kuch baaten
app bi yaad kr rahe ho ge itna to yaqeen he
Good morning

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URDU FUNNY SMS - difference

auk bus driver ki seat k peechay likha tha

" agar ALLAH ne chaha to manzil tak pohncha doon ga"
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. agar ankh lagi to
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ALLAH tak pohncha doon ga...

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Nadia k abbu ki 4 betian hen

1. abc
2. bcd
3 cde
4.??
4rth ka naam bataen jaldi 2 mint me, reply now!


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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

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Q - what's the definition of woman?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !! :-)


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What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!

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When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.

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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

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sardar: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. sardar: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

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Ik orat coma me chali gai,
shohar murda samjh kr dafnane chla
raaste me janaza khmbay se tkraya or
orat uth kr beth gai

Kuch arsa baad orat phir chal basi
shohar or log janaza le kr ja rahay the
sub log kalma parhte hue ja rahe the
lakin shohar k mun se aik he awaaz nikal rahi theee

"Khambe se bacha ke, khambe se bacha k.........

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Urdu funny sms - tum hoti


Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Moon is doobing
sun is niking
birds are cheekhing
wind is challing
and u still soying
Uth na yaar
Good morning kehna he
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Chanda Mamoon so gay sooraj chachoo jage, Subah ho gai Mamun, subah ho gai mamu , OOOO Mamunnn
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jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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