Urdu Joke sms - Do sardar gi

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Aj kal k murgay...

me murgha paka raha tha
jab me ne us me paalak daala
to murgha koi ashiq mazaj tha

uth k khara ho gia or gane laga

"HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG
DALA>>>>> MAR DAALA .... MAAR DAALA!




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2 charsi kamray me so rahe the
bijli gai hui thi

aik charsi ki ankh khul gai.

pehla charsi: yaar machis kahan he?

doosra charsi:
yaar teeli jala kr dekh lo yahin kahin ho gi...
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Do sardar doston ki khoob pitai hui
kion???

birthday party men khana khate pakray gay

or
kehne lagay....

"hum larki walon ki taraf se hen...hahaha

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Hello!
itna sannata kion he???

kitni der se sms ki ghanti nahin baji

kia ye sare network fuse ho gay?

ya mere he dost kanjoos ho gay..


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Old man, school k principal se
"zara pappu ko bula den"

Principal: aap pappu k kon hen?

old man: me pappu ka dada hoon

principal: pappu chutti le k aap ka janaza parhne gia he...


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Sardar gi: bivi se: " mera yaar aya he chai to bana do

bivi: me nahi bana rahi

sardar gi: bana do na please, JUB TUMHARA YAAR AYE GA
TO ME BANA DOON GA...


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