Wednesday, March 31, 2010

New April Fool Sms Messages



[Please never send wrong, false, accident, death type april fool sms to anyone, never send annoying text message. But select quality funny april fool sms from http://go2sms.blogspot.com, thanks]

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Thirty One

thirty ONE

THIRTY one

ThIrTy OnE

thirty one

?
?
?
You know ?

what I mean to "thirty one"

guess?

o my dear!

its nothing

Its only a count

My April Fool count, hahaha

and You are my THIRTY First FOOL

Happy april fool


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One hot quetion of today:

Why do yoU think I SMS you ?


Is it because I care for you?
Or I miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need You?
No ! It's because...
I need a person for just time pass

Happy April Fool Day

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Dreaming of YOU makes my night worthwhile.
Thinking of YOU makes me Smile.
Having YOU is the best thing ever
and Loving YOU is what I plan to do FOREEVER

Its Not
for You


This cutest message sent to me by my Lover yesterday

Happy April Fool Day

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Today i have not sent Sms to anybody except yoU.
Today i have not thought about anybody except you.

Because my policy is?

one day one fool..

Happy April Fool Day

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When Somebody
tells You that You are Cute,
Beautiful,
handsome,
charming,
dashing,
always smiling,


I Agree That’s True,
because Love Is Blind..

and if somebody says you all this, right today

then
believe me
there is no doubt that
Love is blind
but he is not

because
he is making you First April fool

ha ha ha

Happy April Fool
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Monday, March 29, 2010

Love quotes-Love is the medicine


"Love" is the medicine for any kind of pain.

but be sure that

There is no medicine in the world for the

pain of given by
.
.
.
.
"Love"

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The value of life does not depend on the
length of time on this earth but rather
on the amount of love given and shared
to the people we care about

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I never, till now, had a friend who could give me repose; all have disturbed me, and, whether for pleasure or pain, it was still disturbance. But peace overflows from your heart into mine.

[ Nathaniel Hawthorne ]

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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

[ Mark Twain ]

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Even a very small degree of hope is enough to cause the birth of love." [ Stendhal ]


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The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: 1) To return love for hate; 2) To include the excluded; and 3) To say 'I was wrong.

[ Ernst Heinrich Haeckel ]

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Urdu Joke Sms : Wo Boli


Sooraj hua madham,
chand dhalne laga,
main thehra raha,
zameen chalney lagi,
saajnaa!
kia yahi piyar hay?
.
.
.
wo boli
.
.
.
nas o anni dya ae piyar nhain

ZALZALA ae (o;>


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Agar koi aap ko dopeher 3 bajay

kahay "Good Night"

ya shaam ko kahay "Good Morning"

ya raat ko 3 bajay kahay "Happy Birthday"

Tou samjh lena keh wo WAPDA ke zulm ka

shikaar hay

bijli ne us ka dimagh kharaab ker diya hay

aisay logon ke liyay dua karen

"Allah Taala un ko sabr day"

Ameen

meri taraf se aap ko

bohat bohat

"Eid Mubarak"
;>)

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NIpolian : Meri dictionary me IMPOSSIBLE
ka lafz nahin hay

SARDAR: Tay Mama, dictionary wekh ke leni see.

;>)

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Question of the Day:

What is the similarity between Marriage and
11:59 PM?
?
?
?
?
Think again

?
?
?
Dono ke baad din badal jatay hain
:>)

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Urdu Funny April fool sms


[ Please don't send any April Fool sms which may shock somebody and may harm! Please don't send any Shocking, wrong death, wrong accident, wrong business loss sms to people! Send a joyful april fool sms, select from this collection!]


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Plz don't read this


Nahi to ban jao gay


Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar
log banna pasand nahin kertay
?
?
?
dekha ban gay na...
?
?
APRIL FOOL


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FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

[ HAPPY APRIL FOOL ]

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yaar g!

Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai diaaloo tu bhaloo,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Ranjha tu heer,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?

samajh to gay he ho gay (;>)

nahin

to hum bata detay hain

happy April Fool, Fool sahib!

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Happy April Fool...






Sunday, March 21, 2010

Islamic Sms Durood shrif ke fazaile


Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he " jo shakhs juma k din 100 mrtba durood parhe, us ke saath qiamat ke din aik aisi roshni aye gi keh agar us roshni ko saari makhlooq per taqseem kia jaey to sub ko kaafi ho jaey"
Sunhanallah

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Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he " jo mujh par durood ki kasrat kre ga wo arsh ke saya men ho ga."


Sunhanallah

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Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he keh mujh par durood bhejna qiaamat ke din pul sirat ke andheray main noor hay.

Sunhanallah


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Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he keh jo shakhs mujh par aik dafaa durood bhejta hay, Allah Jalla Shanuhu us par das (10) dafaa rehmat bhejhtay hain.

Sunhanallah

Urdu Poetry Ghazal SMS - Un pe aana dil ka


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By AHMAD FRAZ
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Un ke andaz-e-karam un pe wo Aana dil ka,
hi wo waqt, wo batain, wo zamana dil ka,

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na suna us ne tawajoh se fasana dil ka,
umr guzri pr dard na jana dil ka,

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dil lagi, dil ki lagi ban ke mita daiti hai,
rog dushman ko bhi ya rub na lagana dil ka,

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wo bhi apnay na huay dil bhi gaya hathon se,
Aisay Aanay se to behtar hai na Aana dil ka,

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un ki mehfil main "FRAZ" un k tabasum ki qasam
hum daikhtay reh gaye hath se jana dil ka.
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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Urdu Funny Sms-Load shedding ki fazeelat




Load shedding ki fazeelat

generator, candle or ups walon ke rozgaar men izaafa

mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat

tv na dekhne se gunahon me kami

sabr kerne ka sawaab

light aane per shukar kerne ka sawab

happy loadshedding


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botal me pepsi se ziada

istamaal shuda jurabon me badboo se ziada

adnan sami me mojood charbi se b ziada

or police me corruption se b ziada

me aap se pyar kerta hoon



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mera dil, jigar, kidny, liver ho tum

waqt bewqt jo aye wo fever ho tum

doob ker jis men mer jaoon wo
darya ho tum

mere jeevan me ab hameshaa ho tum....


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aap aik brilliant

intelligent


respectful


kind

ideal

cute

larke ka sms

parhne ka sharaf hasil ker rahe hen (>;)


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achi toffee khane me achi hoti he

achay alfaz kene me aasan hote hen

lekin achay log dhoondhna mushkil he

Oh, my God


...
,,,

,,,,

,,,

tum mujhay kese talash kro ge

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Friday, March 19, 2010

Urdu Funny sms : punjabi sms




Punjabi sms
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Sms dee udeek la rakhi ay
Nazar mobile te tika rakee ay

par sms away vi te kithon aawe
yaari jo shekhan naal la rakkhi ay



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paagal hen wo log jo friend ko miss kerte hen
miss krna he to machhron ko miss kro
jo jaan pe khel kr bhi aap ko KISS kerte hen

"happy machhr season"


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Pata nahin wo kab se talwaar le k mere peechay bhag rha tha faraz
men ne to yunhi kha tha "dil cheer k dekh tera he naam ho ga"




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takleef wo jo tarpaa de

teacher wo jo saza de

mohabbat wo jo wafa de

dushman wo jo marwa de

or

or

or

dost wo jo


50 ka easy load kerwa de

he koi???????


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saib khao

saib khane se taqat aye gi

taqat se hosla paida hoga

hosla paida ho ga to himmat aye gi

himmat aye gi to shoq paida ho ga

shoq paida ho ga to

sms kro ge

lakin pehle tum saib khao (;>)


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Friday, March 5, 2010

zindagi ke - Islamic sms


zindgi ky hen do jhan
ik ye jhan
ik wo jhan
in do jahano k drmian
bs fasla he ik sans ka
jo chal rahi he to ye jhan
jo ruk gai to wo jhan
sanson ki mala men
moti prolo drood ke
phir ye jhan ho ya wo jhan
sath hon gy hmare SARKAR-E-DOJAHAN
sallala hu alaihe waalehe wasalam

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