Thursday, March 24, 2011

Happy Birthday SMS New

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone thinks about you,
Its a lovely feeling when you know someone needs you;
But it is a very different feeling to know that
someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".



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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
I know You Love Me
I know You Care Me
Here is a gift and prayers
and above all my humble heart
to let you know
I Love you too
Happy Birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

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Wish you many many happy returns of the day.
My best wishes and sincere prayers on your way
May God bless you with health, wealth, prosperity and Success in your life ahead!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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As we celebrate your birthday now,
We know that

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,

Someone who gives more than he gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

We are here to thank you because
No imagination of life without you
Happy happy Birthday to you
happy happy birthday to you

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You are My Love You are my Life
I can't live without you
My dear wife

You make my life wonderful
beautiful, joyous and colorful

I will be with you in every moment
Thats my wish and pray for life

Happy birthday to you

Monday, March 21, 2011

Funny Urdu Hindi Jokes

Aik aadmi pepsi ka glass samne rakh ker betha tha or bohat udaas lag raha tha. Us ka aik dost aya, pepsi ka glass aik he ghont me khalee ker dia, dost k kandhay pe hath mar ker bola: "jigar kia hua bohat udaas ho?"
Admi bola: " yaar kia bataoon, apna to din he kharab he". Subha bv se jhgra hua or bivi chor ker chali gai. Car le ker dafter jane k liyay nikla to raaste me car kharaab ho gai. Theek kerwa k dafter pohncha, late ho gia tha, malik ne nokri se nikaal dia. wapas ghar ja rha tha to car ka chalan ho gia. Ab zehr pepsi me mila ker peene laga tha k tu aa gia or sara glass p gia...yaar mera to aaj din he khraab hay..... ;>D

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Sardar: Doctor saab chashma laga ker me akhbaar par skoon ga na?
Doctor: han, bilkul
Sardar: Shukar hay, warna un par aadmi ki b koi zindagi hay...

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Traffic police wale ne car wale ko roka or kha, Road safety ka week manya ja taha hay.
Or aap safety belt pehn ker car chla rahay hain, is liye aap ko 1000 rupay inaam dia jata hay.
Aap is inaam ka kia karen gay?
Car wale ne kha "men is say apna driving license ban-waoon ga.
Pichli seet se us ki maan boli, is ka yaqeen mat kro, yay shrab p ker kuch b bolta rehta hay.

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Urdu Hindi Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: agar tum apnay dost ko 500 rupay do, or usay 200 ki zaroorat ho, to wo kitnay rupay tumhen wapas kare ga?
Student: kuch b nahi
Teacher: kia tum hisaab nahi jantay?
Student: Sir aap us chawwal ko nahi jantay.
                                                                      
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Urdu Grammer Teacher: "meray betay ko shadee me dilchaspi nahi hay", batao is jumlay me "mera beta" kia hay?
Aik Student ne jawab dia : "Khusra"

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Teacher: agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil kerna chahtay ho wo zroor milta he.
Student: Jane den miss, agar ye baat sahih hoti to aap meri miss nahi balkeh Mrs hotin :>D

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