Funny Hindi Jokes SMS

Patient to Doctor: Doctor saab, Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
                   uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.



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                        Story: Larkian Badal Jati hen
Aik dafa ka zikr hay, Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha hua tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath betha hua tha. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi us k sath.
4th day wo phir aik nayi ladki ke saath tha.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


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Friendship Rules,
No Attitude, Excuse, Sorry, Thanks
Dont Say Im Busy!
Just Always Say!
Yar Hukum Ker Tere Liye Jan B Hazir Hai
bus Koi Kaam Na Kehna.



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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
Apna kia hay????





log
tumhe
hi
pagal
samjhen gay :D


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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!



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