I have lots of jokes funny sms jokes sms

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

[unknown]

Girlfriend to Boyfriend - sms jokes

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now
it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok,
but who will marry us.

Scientist are trying - Funny sms, sms joke

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person
can live without BRAIN ,
please do something...
you can be a part of this research
you can make their work easy!
if
you
tell them your age.....!!

[anonymous]

A Challenge For those - Funny sms, sms jokes

A Challenge For those who think ENGLISH is very easy Language:

Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

[author:anonymous]

Never Mind - Friendship sms, funny sms, jokes sms

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
ARISTOTLE
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
you....
you...
you...
oh!
never mind

Dictionary is the only place - Friendship sms, Funny sms, sms jokes

Dictionary is the only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
and divorce before marriage.
but the best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)

A baby fish asked - Joke sms, funny sms

A baby fish asked her mother 'why we cant live on earth?'
mother fish said: earth is not made for fish, it is made for selFISH.

During a visit to the mental hospital - SmS Jokes

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Doctor,
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?'

Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a

bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

Oh, I understand,' I said. A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Doctor, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well... Do you want a

bed near the window?' [author: anonymous]