URDU FUNNY SMS - difference

auk bus driver ki seat k peechay likha tha

" agar ALLAH ne chaha to manzil tak pohncha doon ga"
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ALLAH tak pohncha doon ga...

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Nadia k abbu ki 4 betian hen

1. abc
2. bcd
3 cde
4.??
4rth ka naam bataen jaldi 2 mint me, reply now!


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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

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Q - what's the definition of woman?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !! :-)


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What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!

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When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.

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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

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sardar: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. sardar: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

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Ik orat coma me chali gai,
shohar murda samjh kr dafnane chla
raaste me janaza khmbay se tkraya or
orat uth kr beth gai

Kuch arsa baad orat phir chal basi
shohar or log janaza le kr ja rahay the
sub log kalma parhte hue ja rahe the
lakin shohar k mun se aik he awaaz nikal rahi theee

"Khambe se bacha ke, khambe se bacha k.........

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