Funny Urdu Hindi Jokes

Aik aadmi pepsi ka glass samne rakh ker betha tha or bohat udaas lag raha tha. Us ka aik dost aya, pepsi ka glass aik he ghont me khalee ker dia, dost k kandhay pe hath mar ker bola: "jigar kia hua bohat udaas ho?"
Admi bola: " yaar kia bataoon, apna to din he kharab he". Subha bv se jhgra hua or bivi chor ker chali gai. Car le ker dafter jane k liyay nikla to raaste me car kharaab ho gai. Theek kerwa k dafter pohncha, late ho gia tha, malik ne nokri se nikaal dia. wapas ghar ja rha tha to car ka chalan ho gia. Ab zehr pepsi me mila ker peene laga tha k tu aa gia or sara glass p gia...yaar mera to aaj din he khraab hay..... ;>D

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Sardar: Doctor saab chashma laga ker me akhbaar par skoon ga na?
Doctor: han, bilkul
Sardar: Shukar hay, warna un par aadmi ki b koi zindagi hay...

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Traffic police wale ne car wale ko roka or kha, Road safety ka week manya ja taha hay.
Or aap safety belt pehn ker car chla rahay hain, is liye aap ko 1000 rupay inaam dia jata hay.
Aap is inaam ka kia karen gay?
Car wale ne kha "men is say apna driving license ban-waoon ga.
Pichli seet se us ki maan boli, is ka yaqeen mat kro, yay shrab p ker kuch b bolta rehta hay.

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