Urdu Hindi Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: agar tum apnay dost ko 500 rupay do, or usay 200 ki zaroorat ho, to wo kitnay rupay tumhen wapas kare ga?
Student: kuch b nahi
Teacher: kia tum hisaab nahi jantay?
Student: Sir aap us chawwal ko nahi jantay.

                                                                      
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Urdu Grammer Teacher: "meray betay ko shadee me dilchaspi nahi hay", batao is jumlay me "mera beta" kia hay?
Aik Student ne jawab dia : "Khusra"

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Teacher: agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil kerna chahtay ho wo zroor milta he.
Student: Jane den miss, agar ye baat sahih hoti to aap meri miss nahi balkeh Mrs hotin :>D

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