Funny Urdu Jokes sms

Janoo! aik baar jaan maang ker to dekho
aik baar yaad ker kay to dekho
aik baar awaz de ker to dekho

aik bar call ker kay to dekho

agar hum na ayay to
samajh lena

"shehzada sutta pia jay
tay mobile silent te lagga hoea ae"

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Sardaar aik larki se " I Love You"
LArki: Tameez se baat kero"

Sardar: Respected Madam, with due respect
I beg to say that "I Love You"

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Baap betay se: Beta! main tumhen naseehat kerta hoon keh kabhi shadee mat kerna

Beta: Wah abba gi, kia naseehat ki hay,
Yay naseehat to main apnay bachchon ko bhee karoon ga
;>)

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