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Thursday, December 9, 2010
Latest Happy New Year 2011 sms
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2011.
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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2011
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with Peace, Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless you through out the new Year.
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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2011
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Happy New Year Sms
As The Year 2010 Draws To An End,
I Want To Thank The Special People,
Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You Are One Of Them,
THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.
May ALMIGHTY ALLAH Continue
To Give U Abundant Blessing
& Happiness In The Coming Year 2011!
Ameen.
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Even If We Have
Less Talks
Less Hellos
Less Stories
Less Greetings
But Always Remember That
My Prayers Will Never B Less For You.
Wishes You A Bright,
Happy And Prosperous
New Year 2011 With God Bless!
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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & wishing to your friends ... HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
No more Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing
in your Ear
Happy "NEW YEAR"! Happy New Year
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Urdu Happy New Year Sms december
December
Abhi Lamhe
Nahin Bikhre
Abhi Mosam
Nahi Bichre
Mere Kamry Ki
Thandak Me
Abhi Kuch Dhoop
Baqi Hay
Meri Diary K
Kuch Safhay
Abhi Kuch Keh
Nahin Paye
Mere Angan K
Sab Poday
Abhi Bhi
Gungunate Hain
Mere Be-Jaan
Honton Per
Abhi Muskaan
Waisi Hay
Kisi K Laot Aanay
Ka
Abhi Imkaan Baqi
Hay
December
Baat Botoon
Main,
Agar Tum Maan
Jao
December
Tehar Jao….!!!
Tehar Jao…
Enjoy The Last
Day December happy New Year
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Mere achay Dosto Ager 2010 me ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi baat apko buri lagi ho,
To
To
To
jo kr sakte ho kar lo,main 2011 me bhi baz nahi aonga!
Happy New Year
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2010 khatam hone me 1din baki hai
Koi
Galti..
Ghustakhi..
Koi khata..
Wagaira..
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu
Plz
Maafi mang lein
Main aj achay mood mein hoon.
Happy New Year
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Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
or amn se guzer jaey 2011 ka saal
Is ummid k sath aao bhula ke sare Ghum
new year 2011 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jai-ay,
Is Nayay Saal ko Gale lagai-ay,
Karte hen dua hum Rab se sar jhuka k
Is Saal k Sare Sapne poore hon Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milta rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mile a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year
with a Plenty of Peace
n Prosperity.
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Eid Mubarak Funny Eid SMS
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dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k…
Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon ki zindagi
ko khushion Rehmaton aur kamiyabi say bhar day,
her gham,dukh aur dard ko aap sab say door….
bohut door ker day…Ameen
Dili Eid Mubarak
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May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik
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May the Blessing of ALLAH Fill ur life with happiness and open all doors of success now and always. EID MUBARIK
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Wishing you and your family a very happy eid,
And hoping that all the things you wish
For will be yours throughout the years ahead
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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phelao khushion ka geet,
Eisi umeed k sath dost tumhen mubarak ho eid
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Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot on this eid.
Eid Mubarak
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Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all
~Eid Mubarak~
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Saturday, November 13, 2010
Bakra Eid Mubarak
((__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
Ye Bakra Bhej Raha Hun Isse eid tak pani aur Chara Kilete pilate rehna
...
...
...
Eid per me aa k le jaoon ga
Sukriye
Aur Han
.
.
.
Bakra Eid Mubarak
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Bakra Eid aai he
Sath apne bakray lai hay
koi bakra hazaron ka, koi bakra lakhon ka
lakin choro
aik sms to aap ker nahin sktay, to bakra kaisay lo gay
ye lo meri taraf se BAKRA GIFT
((__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
Bakra Eid Mubarak
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“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
Ye Bakra Bhej Raha Hun Isse eid tak pani aur Chara Kilete pilate rehna
...
...
...
Eid per me aa k le jaoon ga
Sukriye
Aur Han
.
.
.
Bakra Eid Mubarak
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Bakra Eid aai he
Sath apne bakray lai hay
koi bakra hazaron ka, koi bakra lakhon ka
lakin choro
aik sms to aap ker nahin sktay, to bakra kaisay lo gay
ye lo meri taraf se BAKRA GIFT
((__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
Bakra Eid Mubarak
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
Urdu- I Miss You SmS
i miss you itna
you miss me jitna
i miss you tabse
you miss me jabse
i miss you tab tak
you miss me jab tak
you miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss you mertey dam tak
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I am missing you a lot...
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke keh koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
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Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.
I miss you so much...
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Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain
jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.
Ferq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad
kerke SMS kerte hain
or aap SMS perh ker
yaad kerte hain.
Kanjoosi chor do yaar!
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Hum main hi thi koi baat
yaad na tum ko aasake,
tum ne humain bhola dya
hum na tumhain
bhula sake...
I am missing You...
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Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain hum
Tum bin kitne akele hain.
I Miss You Desperately
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English- I Miss You SMS
Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.
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Is that love I see in your eyes,
or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who miss you more than me!
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Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.
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There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but
i don know why i keep on missing *U*
may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace
a Single *U*
That's why I miss you...........
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Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,
Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,
Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...
I MISS YOU all the Time.
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I may not always text you,
But our distance makes me miss you.
I may not always stay in touch,
But I care for you very much.
I may not always stop to say hi,
But I hope never to say good bye.
I may not prove to be the perfect friend,
But I hope the friendship we share,
never reaches an end.
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9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
n learn to say
.
.
.
u miss me
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I sent my cares to the wind n asked the wind to pass them to u,
when u feel the wind blowing against ur face
thatz ME saying....
Take Good Care,
I MISS YOU.
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Sunday, June 20, 2010
Good Happy Father Day SmS
I may not have said it often,
but how could I let
this day go by without saying
how much you mean to me.
Thank You for being the World’s Best Dad.
Happy Fathers Day
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Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
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Because you’re such a special Dad, this comes with love to say-You’re wished a world of happiness today and every day!
Happy Fathers Day
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Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter
and
,
,
,
,
,
,
dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!
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Papa!
You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.
Happy Fathers’Day
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Today iz the father’s day.
On this occassion i prays to God that may God bless ur and mine father may they lives long and make both of us obedient to our fathers.
KEEP PRAYING FOR UR AND MINE FATHER
“HAPPY FATHER DAY”
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Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.
Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.
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More Happy Father's Day SMS
but how could I let
this day go by without saying
how much you mean to me.
Thank You for being the World’s Best Dad.
Happy Fathers Day
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Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
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Because you’re such a special Dad, this comes with love to say-You’re wished a world of happiness today and every day!
Happy Fathers Day
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Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter
and
,
,
,
,
,
,
dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!
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Papa!
You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.
Happy Fathers’Day
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Today iz the father’s day.
On this occassion i prays to God that may God bless ur and mine father may they lives long and make both of us obedient to our fathers.
KEEP PRAYING FOR UR AND MINE FATHER
“HAPPY FATHER DAY”
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Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.
Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.
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More Happy Father's Day SMS
Friday, May 28, 2010
Cool Inspirational Quotes especially on Success
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.
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Herbert Bayard Swope
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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Judy Garland
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The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
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Earl of Beaconsfield
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The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well.
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Henry W. Longfellow
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Impatience never commanded success.
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Edwin H. Chapin
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Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.
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Evan Esar
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The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
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Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
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Jospeph Addison
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To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
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Shakespeare
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Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
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Josh Billings
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Try to please everybody.
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Herbert Bayard Swope
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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Judy Garland
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The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
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Earl of Beaconsfield
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The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well.
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Henry W. Longfellow
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Impatience never commanded success.
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Edwin H. Chapin
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Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.
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Evan Esar
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The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
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Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
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Jospeph Addison
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To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
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Shakespeare
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Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
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Josh Billings
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Saturday, May 8, 2010
Mother's Day Quotes sms
“Making a decision to have a child–it’s momentous. It is
to decide forever to have your heart go walking around
outside your body.”
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“No matter how old a mother is, she watches her
middle-aged children for signs of improvement.”
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“Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while,
but their hearts forever.”
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“It would seem that something which means poverty,
disorder and violence every single day should be avoided
entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural
urge.”
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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried
jobs... since the payment is pure love.
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“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best,
but his mother the longest.”
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Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while,
but their hearts forever.
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“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of
which you will always find forgiveness.”
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“Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn, Hundreds of bees
in the purple clover, Hundreds of butterflies on the
lawn, But only one mother the wide world over.”
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“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human
being to do the impossible.”
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four
pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she
never did care for pie.
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When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your
thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for
herself and once for her child.
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Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our
hurts and worries.
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I remember my mother's prayers and they have always
followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best,
but his mother the longest.
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A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy
and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place
of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our
sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us,
still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind
precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of
darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.
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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes
out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with
another human being. We should all be thankful for those
people who rekindle the inner spirit.
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should
have children alternatively, there would never be more
than three in a family.
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to decide forever to have your heart go walking around
outside your body.”
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“No matter how old a mother is, she watches her
middle-aged children for signs of improvement.”
*********************************************
“Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while,
but their hearts forever.”
*********************************************
“It would seem that something which means poverty,
disorder and violence every single day should be avoided
entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural
urge.”
*********************************************
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried
jobs... since the payment is pure love.
*********************************************
“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best,
but his mother the longest.”
*********************************************
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while,
but their hearts forever.
*********************************************
“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of
which you will always find forgiveness.”
*********************************************
“Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn, Hundreds of bees
in the purple clover, Hundreds of butterflies on the
lawn, But only one mother the wide world over.”
*********************************************
“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human
being to do the impossible.”
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four
pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she
never did care for pie.
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When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your
thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for
herself and once for her child.
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Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our
hurts and worries.
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I remember my mother's prayers and they have always
followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best,
but his mother the longest.
*********************************************
A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy
and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place
of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our
sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us,
still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind
precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of
darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.
*********************************************
In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes
out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with
another human being. We should all be thankful for those
people who rekindle the inner spirit.
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should
have children alternatively, there would never be more
than three in a family.
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Friday, April 23, 2010
Usay kehna
Usay kehna
keh bazaahir tou hawaen badli badli hain,
Chaman bhi badla badla hay!
Magar Dil main tumhari yaad ka
Mosam nahin badla,
Teri chahat kay phoolon ki
abhi khushboo nahin bikhri
Mairay andar tumhaari zaat ka
Ehsaas baqi hay
Tumharay dam say meri zindagi ki
saans baqi hay
Usay kehna keh
Mosam tou badaltay rehtay hain yunhi
Kabhi mosam badalnay say
Yay aankh nam nahin hoti
Mohabbat kam nahin hoti
Usay Kehna
Mohabbat kam nahin hoti
keh bazaahir tou hawaen badli badli hain,
Chaman bhi badla badla hay!
Magar Dil main tumhari yaad ka
Mosam nahin badla,
Teri chahat kay phoolon ki
abhi khushboo nahin bikhri
Mairay andar tumhaari zaat ka
Ehsaas baqi hay
Tumharay dam say meri zindagi ki
saans baqi hay
Usay kehna keh
Mosam tou badaltay rehtay hain yunhi
Kabhi mosam badalnay say
Yay aankh nam nahin hoti
Mohabbat kam nahin hoti
Usay Kehna
Mohabbat kam nahin hoti
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Words of Wisdom SMS
A paper flying in the air,
is due to its luck
but a bird is flying
in the air due to its efforts.
so if luck is not with you,
efforts are always with you to support.
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Great Motivational Phrase!
i know I am something!
because Allah doesn't create Garbage!
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Good relations do not need any promises,
terms or conditions,
It just need two wonderful people,
"One who can trust and one who can be trusted:
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is due to its luck
but a bird is flying
in the air due to its efforts.
so if luck is not with you,
efforts are always with you to support.
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Great Motivational Phrase!
i know I am something!
because Allah doesn't create Garbage!
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Good relations do not need any promises,
terms or conditions,
It just need two wonderful people,
"One who can trust and one who can be trusted:
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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Funny Urdu Jokes sms
Janoo! aik baar jaan maang ker to dekho
aik baar yaad ker kay to dekho
aik baar awaz de ker to dekho
aik bar call ker kay to dekho
agar hum na ayay to
samajh lena
"shehzada sutta pia jay
tay mobile silent te lagga hoea ae"
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Sardaar aik larki se " I Love You"
LArki: Tameez se baat kero"
Sardar: Respected Madam, with due respect
I beg to say that "I Love You"
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Baap betay se: Beta! main tumhen naseehat kerta hoon keh kabhi shadee mat kerna
Beta: Wah abba gi, kia naseehat ki hay,
Yay naseehat to main apnay bachchon ko bhee karoon ga
;>)
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You may like to read these funny sms too:
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Urdu Funny sms Page:2
Urdu Funny sms Page:3
Urdu Funny sms Page:4
Urdu Funny sms Page:5
Urdu Funny sms Page:6
Urdu sms jokes Page:1
Urdu Sms Jokes Page:2
aik baar yaad ker kay to dekho
aik baar awaz de ker to dekho
aik bar call ker kay to dekho
agar hum na ayay to
samajh lena
"shehzada sutta pia jay
tay mobile silent te lagga hoea ae"
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Sardaar aik larki se " I Love You"
LArki: Tameez se baat kero"
Sardar: Respected Madam, with due respect
I beg to say that "I Love You"
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Baap betay se: Beta! main tumhen naseehat kerta hoon keh kabhi shadee mat kerna
Beta: Wah abba gi, kia naseehat ki hay,
Yay naseehat to main apnay bachchon ko bhee karoon ga
;>)
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You may like to read these funny sms too:
Urdu Funny sms Page:1
Urdu Funny sms Page:2
Urdu Funny sms Page:3
Urdu Funny sms Page:4
Urdu Funny sms Page:5
Urdu Funny sms Page:6
Urdu sms jokes Page:1
Urdu Sms Jokes Page:2
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Urdu Sad Sms-Bhool Ja
Bhool ja meray dil, bhool ja meray dil
sholon pe aashiaana, koi bana saka na,
behtar hay bhool jana
Bhool ja meray dil, bhool ja meray dil
aik tarfa mohabbat kisi ko raas aai nahin dil deevanay
tu na janay dil deewanay
tu nay andheron me sayay, or hawaon me likhay fasaanay
tu na janay dil deewanay
ab chor ye fasaana, beeta hua zamaana
behtar hay bhool jana
Bhool ja meray dil, bhool ja meray dil
Tujh pe un ka mehrban hona, dosti thi mohabbat nahin thee
muskra ke wo un ka bulaana, ik taklluf tha , chaahat nahin thi
tu na janay dil deewanay
tu khud he hua nishaana
oron se ker gila na
behtar hay bhool jana
Bhool ja meray dil, bhool ja meray dil
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
New April Fool Sms Messages
[Please never send wrong, false, accident, death type april fool sms to anyone, never send annoying text message. But select quality funny april fool sms from http://go2sms.blogspot.com, thanks]
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Thirty One
thirty ONE
THIRTY one
ThIrTy OnE
thirty one
?
?
?
You know ?
what I mean to "thirty one"
guess?
o my dear!
its nothing
Its only a count
My April Fool count, hahaha
and You are my THIRTY First FOOL
Happy april fool
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One hot quetion of today:
Why do yoU think I SMS you ?
Is it because I care for you?
Or I miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need You?
No ! It's because...
I need a person for just time pass
Happy April Fool Day
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Dreaming of YOU makes my night worthwhile.
Thinking of YOU makes me Smile.
Having YOU is the best thing ever
and Loving YOU is what I plan to do FOREEVER
Its Not
for You
This cutest message sent to me by my Lover yesterday
Happy April Fool Day
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Today i have not sent Sms to anybody except yoU.
Today i have not thought about anybody except you.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..
Happy April Fool Day
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When Somebody
tells You that You are Cute,
Beautiful,
handsome,
charming,
dashing,
always smiling,
I Agree That’s True,
because Love Is Blind..
and if somebody says you all this, right today
then
believe me
there is no doubt that
Love is blind
but he is not
because
he is making you First April fool
ha ha ha
Happy April Fool
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Urdu Funny April Fool Sms
Monday, March 29, 2010
Love quotes-Love is the medicine
"Love" is the medicine for any kind of pain.
but be sure that
There is no medicine in the world for the
pain of given by
.
.
.
.
"Love"
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The value of life does not depend on the
length of time on this earth but rather
on the amount of love given and shared
to the people we care about
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I never, till now, had a friend who could give me repose; all have disturbed me, and, whether for pleasure or pain, it was still disturbance. But peace overflows from your heart into mine.
[ Nathaniel Hawthorne ]
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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
[ Mark Twain ]
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Even a very small degree of hope is enough to cause the birth of love." [ Stendhal ]
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The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: 1) To return love for hate; 2) To include the excluded; and 3) To say 'I was wrong.
[ Ernst Heinrich Haeckel ]
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Urdu Joke Sms : Wo Boli
Sooraj hua madham,
chand dhalne laga,
main thehra raha,
zameen chalney lagi,
saajnaa!
kia yahi piyar hay?
.
.
.
wo boli
.
.
.
nas o anni dya ae piyar nhain
ZALZALA ae (o;>
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Agar koi aap ko dopeher 3 bajay
kahay "Good Night"
ya shaam ko kahay "Good Morning"
ya raat ko 3 bajay kahay "Happy Birthday"
Tou samjh lena keh wo WAPDA ke zulm ka
shikaar hay
bijli ne us ka dimagh kharaab ker diya hay
aisay logon ke liyay dua karen
"Allah Taala un ko sabr day"
Ameen
meri taraf se aap ko
bohat bohat
"Eid Mubarak"
;>)
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NIpolian : Meri dictionary me IMPOSSIBLE
ka lafz nahin hay
SARDAR: Tay Mama, dictionary wekh ke leni see.
;>)
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Question of the Day:
What is the similarity between Marriage and
11:59 PM?
?
?
?
?
Think again
?
?
?
Dono ke baad din badal jatay hain
:>)
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Urdu Funny April fool sms
[ Please don't send any April Fool sms which may shock somebody and may harm! Please don't send any Shocking, wrong death, wrong accident, wrong business loss sms to people! Send a joyful april fool sms, select from this collection!]
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Plz don't read this
Nahi to ban jao gay
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar
log banna pasand nahin kertay
?
?
?
dekha ban gay na...
?
?
APRIL FOOL
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FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
[ HAPPY APRIL FOOL ]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
yaar g!
Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai diaaloo tu bhaloo,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Ranjha tu heer,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?
samajh to gay he ho gay (;>)
nahin
to hum bata detay hain
happy April Fool, Fool sahib!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Happy April Fool...
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Islamic Sms Durood shrif ke fazaile
Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he " jo shakhs juma k din 100 mrtba durood parhe, us ke saath qiamat ke din aik aisi roshni aye gi keh agar us roshni ko saari makhlooq per taqseem kia jaey to sub ko kaafi ho jaey"
Sunhanallah
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Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he " jo mujh par durood ki kasrat kre ga wo arsh ke saya men ho ga."
Sunhanallah
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Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he keh mujh par durood bhejna qiaamat ke din pul sirat ke andheray main noor hay.
Sunhanallah
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Huzoor Sallallah u alaihe waalehe wasallam ka farmaan-e- aalishan he keh jo shakhs mujh par aik dafaa durood bhejta hay, Allah Jalla Shanuhu us par das (10) dafaa rehmat bhejhtay hain.
Sunhanallah
Urdu Poetry Ghazal SMS - Un pe aana dil ka
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By AHMAD FRAZ
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Un ke andaz-e-karam un pe wo Aana dil ka,
hi wo waqt, wo batain, wo zamana dil ka,
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na suna us ne tawajoh se fasana dil ka,
umr guzri pr dard na jana dil ka,
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dil lagi, dil ki lagi ban ke mita daiti hai,
rog dushman ko bhi ya rub na lagana dil ka,
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wo bhi apnay na huay dil bhi gaya hathon se,
Aisay Aanay se to behtar hai na Aana dil ka,
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un ki mehfil main "FRAZ" un k tabasum ki qasam
hum daikhtay reh gaye hath se jana dil ka.
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
Urdu Funny Sms-Load shedding ki fazeelat
Load shedding ki fazeelat
generator, candle or ups walon ke rozgaar men izaafa
mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat
tv na dekhne se gunahon me kami
sabr kerne ka sawaab
light aane per shukar kerne ka sawab
happy loadshedding
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botal me pepsi se ziada
istamaal shuda jurabon me badboo se ziada
adnan sami me mojood charbi se b ziada
or police me corruption se b ziada
me aap se pyar kerta hoon
==========================
mera dil, jigar, kidny, liver ho tum
waqt bewqt jo aye wo fever ho tum
doob ker jis men mer jaoon wo
darya ho tum
mere jeevan me ab hameshaa ho tum....
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aap aik brilliant
intelligent
respectful
kind
ideal
cute
larke ka sms
parhne ka sharaf hasil ker rahe hen (>;)
=============================
achi toffee khane me achi hoti he
achay alfaz kene me aasan hote hen
lekin achay log dhoondhna mushkil he
Oh, my God
...
,,,
,,,,
,,,
tum mujhay kese talash kro ge
=======================
Friday, March 19, 2010
Urdu Funny sms : punjabi sms
Punjabi sms
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Sms dee udeek la rakhi ay
Nazar mobile te tika rakee ay
par sms away vi te kithon aawe
yaari jo shekhan naal la rakkhi ay
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paagal hen wo log jo friend ko miss kerte hen
miss krna he to machhron ko miss kro
jo jaan pe khel kr bhi aap ko KISS kerte hen
"happy machhr season"
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Pata nahin wo kab se talwaar le k mere peechay bhag rha tha faraz
men ne to yunhi kha tha "dil cheer k dekh tera he naam ho ga"
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takleef wo jo tarpaa de
teacher wo jo saza de
mohabbat wo jo wafa de
dushman wo jo marwa de
or
or
or
dost wo jo
50 ka easy load kerwa de
he koi???????
=========================
saib khao
saib khane se taqat aye gi
taqat se hosla paida hoga
hosla paida ho ga to himmat aye gi
himmat aye gi to shoq paida ho ga
shoq paida ho ga to
sms kro ge
lakin pehle tum saib khao (;>)
========================
Friday, March 5, 2010
zindagi ke - Islamic sms
Monday, February 22, 2010
Urdu Poetry - baqi mere
baqi mere hissay ki ab do he ye baten henjiney ki dua dena, mrne ki dua krna
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Barishon me us se ja k milne ki hasrat kahan
kookne do koilon ko, ab muje fursat kahan
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
pair ko deemak lag jae ya aadam zaad ko gham
dono he ko hum ne amjad bachte dekha kam
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Tum to gham de k bhool jate ho
muj ko ehsaan ka paas rehta he
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
tum samjhte ho bichar jane se mit jata he ishq
tum ko is drya ki gehrai ka andaza nahin
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
tum mere liye koi or ilzaam na dhoondo
chaha tha tumhen ik yehi ilzaam bohat he
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Barishon me us se ja k milne ki hasrat kahan
kookne do koilon ko, ab muje fursat kahan
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
pair ko deemak lag jae ya aadam zaad ko gham
dono he ko hum ne amjad bachte dekha kam
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Tum to gham de k bhool jate ho
muj ko ehsaan ka paas rehta he
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
tum samjhte ho bichar jane se mit jata he ishq
tum ko is drya ki gehrai ka andaza nahin
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
tum mere liye koi or ilzaam na dhoondo
chaha tha tumhen ik yehi ilzaam bohat he
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Valentine's Day SMS, Love SMS
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
[ Lao Tzu ]
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward in the same direction.
[ Antoine ]
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Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Happy Valentine's Day
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
[ Mother Teresa
]
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The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Happy Valentine's Day
******************************************
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Happy Valentine's day
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
Happy Valentine's day
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
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I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way
than this: where I does not exist nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.
[ Pablo Neruda ]
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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
When things go wrong...
When sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
A cute smile, a special face.
A special someone i can't replace.
I love you,I always will.
You have filled a space
in me, no one can fill!
I am Incomplete without you...Darling I Love You,
Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I Love you so much. I Miss You. Happy Valentine's Day
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
[ Lao Tzu ]
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward in the same direction.
[ Antoine ]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Happy Valentine's Day
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
[ Mother Teresa
]
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Happy Valentine's Day
******************************************
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Happy Valentine's day
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
Happy Valentine's day
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
****************************************
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way
than this: where I does not exist nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.
[ Pablo Neruda ]
*****************************************
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
When things go wrong...
When sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
****************************************
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
A cute smile, a special face.
A special someone i can't replace.
I love you,I always will.
You have filled a space
in me, no one can fill!
I am Incomplete without you...Darling I Love You,
Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I Love you so much. I Miss You. Happy Valentine's Day
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Monday, February 8, 2010
Urdu Joke sms - Do sardar gi
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Aj kal k murgay...
me murgha paka raha tha
jab me ne us me paalak daala
to murgha koi ashiq mazaj tha
uth k khara ho gia or gane laga
"HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG
DALA>>>>> MAR DAALA .... MAAR DAALA!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
2 charsi kamray me so rahe the
bijli gai hui thi
aik charsi ki ankh khul gai.
pehla charsi: yaar machis kahan he?
doosra charsi:
yaar teeli jala kr dekh lo yahin kahin ho gi...
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Do sardar doston ki khoob pitai hui
kion???
birthday party men khana khate pakray gay
or
kehne lagay....
"hum larki walon ki taraf se hen...hahaha
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hello!
itna sannata kion he???
kitni der se sms ki ghanti nahin baji
kia ye sare network fuse ho gay?
ya mere he dost kanjoos ho gay..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Old man, school k principal se
"zara pappu ko bula den"
Principal: aap pappu k kon hen?
old man: me pappu ka dada hoon
principal: pappu chutti le k aap ka janaza parhne gia he...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar gi: bivi se: " mera yaar aya he chai to bana do
bivi: me nahi bana rahi
sardar gi: bana do na please, JUB TUMHARA YAAR AYE GA
TO ME BANA DOON GA...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Aj kal k murgay...
me murgha paka raha tha
jab me ne us me paalak daala
to murgha koi ashiq mazaj tha
uth k khara ho gia or gane laga
"HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG
DALA>>>>> MAR DAALA .... MAAR DAALA!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
2 charsi kamray me so rahe the
bijli gai hui thi
aik charsi ki ankh khul gai.
pehla charsi: yaar machis kahan he?
doosra charsi:
yaar teeli jala kr dekh lo yahin kahin ho gi...
***************************
Do sardar doston ki khoob pitai hui
kion???
birthday party men khana khate pakray gay
or
kehne lagay....
"hum larki walon ki taraf se hen...hahaha
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hello!
itna sannata kion he???
kitni der se sms ki ghanti nahin baji
kia ye sare network fuse ho gay?
ya mere he dost kanjoos ho gay..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Old man, school k principal se
"zara pappu ko bula den"
Principal: aap pappu k kon hen?
old man: me pappu ka dada hoon
principal: pappu chutti le k aap ka janaza parhne gia he...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar gi: bivi se: " mera yaar aya he chai to bana do
bivi: me nahi bana rahi
sardar gi: bana do na please, JUB TUMHARA YAAR AYE GA
TO ME BANA DOON GA...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Urdu Poetry sms wo ojhal
Wo ojhal meri ankhon se khan rehta he
wo ashk bn kr meri ankhon se rwan rehta he
kisi lmhe tanha hone nahi deti us ki yaden
mere aangan me mele ka sman rehta he
hr ghari dil ka dareecha khula rakhte hen
hr ghari us k ane ka guman rehta he
log kehte hen zakhm bhr jate hen aakhir
zakhm bhr jate hain lekin nishaan rehta he
wo mile to itna bata dena us ko
tujh bin tera dost preshan rehta he
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Khamosh se q rehne lage ho,
intezar kisika karne lage ho,
yakinan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
tabhi bina baat muskurane lage ho.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
wo ashk bn kr meri ankhon se rwan rehta he
kisi lmhe tanha hone nahi deti us ki yaden
mere aangan me mele ka sman rehta he
hr ghari dil ka dareecha khula rakhte hen
hr ghari us k ane ka guman rehta he
log kehte hen zakhm bhr jate hen aakhir
zakhm bhr jate hain lekin nishaan rehta he
wo mile to itna bata dena us ko
tujh bin tera dost preshan rehta he
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Khamosh se q rehne lage ho,
intezar kisika karne lage ho,
yakinan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
tabhi bina baat muskurane lage ho.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Friday, February 5, 2010
Urdu good morning sms- moon
Moon is doobing
sun is niking
birds are cheekhing
wind is challing
and u still soying
Uth na yaar
Good morning kehna he
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
mosam ko dekho kitna haseen he
thandi hawa or bheegi zameen he
yaad aa rahi hen aap ki kuch baaten
app bi yaad kr rahe ho ge itna to yaqeen he
Good morning
**************************************
sun is niking
birds are cheekhing
wind is challing
and u still soying
Uth na yaar
Good morning kehna he
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
mosam ko dekho kitna haseen he
thandi hawa or bheegi zameen he
yaad aa rahi hen aap ki kuch baaten
app bi yaad kr rahe ho ge itna to yaqeen he
Good morning
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URDU FUNNY SMS - difference
auk bus driver ki seat k peechay likha tha
" agar ALLAH ne chaha to manzil tak pohncha doon ga"
.
.
.
. agar ankh lagi to
.
.
.
.
ALLAH tak pohncha doon ga...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nadia k abbu ki 4 betian hen
1. abc
2. bcd
3 cde
4.??
4rth ka naam bataen jaldi 2 mint me, reply now!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Q - what's the definition of woman?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !! :-)
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What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!
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When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
****************************************************************
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!
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sardar: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. sardar: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
******************************************
Ik orat coma me chali gai,
shohar murda samjh kr dafnane chla
raaste me janaza khmbay se tkraya or
orat uth kr beth gai
Kuch arsa baad orat phir chal basi
shohar or log janaza le kr ja rahay the
sub log kalma parhte hue ja rahe the
lakin shohar k mun se aik he awaaz nikal rahi theee
"Khambe se bacha ke, khambe se bacha k.........
**********************************************
" agar ALLAH ne chaha to manzil tak pohncha doon ga"
.
.
.
. agar ankh lagi to
.
.
.
.
ALLAH tak pohncha doon ga...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nadia k abbu ki 4 betian hen
1. abc
2. bcd
3 cde
4.??
4rth ka naam bataen jaldi 2 mint me, reply now!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Q - what's the definition of woman?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !! :-)
==========================================================
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!
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When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!
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sardar: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. sardar: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
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Ik orat coma me chali gai,
shohar murda samjh kr dafnane chla
raaste me janaza khmbay se tkraya or
orat uth kr beth gai
Kuch arsa baad orat phir chal basi
shohar or log janaza le kr ja rahay the
sub log kalma parhte hue ja rahe the
lakin shohar k mun se aik he awaaz nikal rahi theee
"Khambe se bacha ke, khambe se bacha k.........
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Urdu funny sms - tum hoti
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Moon is doobing
sun is niking
birds are cheekhing
wind is challing
and u still soying
Uth na yaar
Good morning kehna he
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Chanda Mamoon so gay sooraj chachoo jage, Subah ho gai Mamun, subah ho gai mamu , OOOO Mamunnn
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jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
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Sunday, January 31, 2010
urdu funny sms bottle me
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
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Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
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Child : - dear uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi kam dikhta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ?
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
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Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
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Child : - dear uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi kam dikhta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ?
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya
urdu love sms- jis din se
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
urdu funny sms - Sunsaan
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Urdu Funny Sms-kayi raaz
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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Urdu Funny SmS
1.
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
2.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
3.
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
2.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
3.
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
Urdu Love SMs-chand phir
chand phir udaas hai.
ajnabi sii raahon mai,
duur tak nigaahon
main.
Be rukhi ka musam
hai.
Aaj phir nigaahon
ko.
Beetay pal ki pyaas
hai.
piar raha ho darbadar..
Moujazay ki Aas
hai.
Aisa lagta hai
jaisay.
Chand phir udaas
Hai.
ajnabi sii raahon mai,
duur tak nigaahon
main.
Be rukhi ka musam
hai.
Aaj phir nigaahon
ko.
Beetay pal ki pyaas
hai.
piar raha ho darbadar..
Moujazay ki Aas
hai.
Aisa lagta hai
jaisay.
Chand phir udaas
Hai.
LOVE sms-YoU are unique
YoU are unique
YoU are caring and
YoU are the Best.
And I am the luckiest to have YoU in my life!
YoU are caring and
YoU are the Best.
And I am the luckiest to have YoU in my life!
Urdu SMS - waqt
waqt ko bhula dena b asan nahi hota,
Gam ko hani me chupa lena asan nahi hota,
Jarurui nahi ho puri ho har khwaish lekin,
apni khwaish ko daba lena b asan nahi hota,
maana ke toote huye phool se khushbu nahi aati,
magar unhe kitabo me saja lena b asan nahi hota,
Koi aur tere bad aa sakta hai,
magar har kisi ko dil me jagah dena b asan nahi hota.
[SunNy]
Gam ko hani me chupa lena asan nahi hota,
Jarurui nahi ho puri ho har khwaish lekin,
apni khwaish ko daba lena b asan nahi hota,
maana ke toote huye phool se khushbu nahi aati,
magar unhe kitabo me saja lena b asan nahi hota,
Koi aur tere bad aa sakta hai,
magar har kisi ko dil me jagah dena b asan nahi hota.
[SunNy]
Urdu SMS
1.
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatre Jab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka hai
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai..
2.
*Teri Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai,*
*Hum Tuje Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,*
*Koi Yaad Hume Na Kare Gila Nahi*
*Hum Apnon Ko Nahi Bhoolty
ye Hmara asol he.
3.
Itni ulfat Na Karo K Bikhar Jain Hum,
Thora Danta B Karo K Sudhar Jain Hum,
Agar Ho Jaye Humse Khata,
To Ho Jana Khafa,
Magar Itna B Nai K Mar Hi Jain hum.
4.
ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT
[Talha ]
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatre Jab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka hai
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai..
2.
*Teri Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai,*
*Hum Tuje Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,*
*Koi Yaad Hume Na Kare Gila Nahi*
*Hum Apnon Ko Nahi Bhoolty
ye Hmara asol he.
3.
Itni ulfat Na Karo K Bikhar Jain Hum,
Thora Danta B Karo K Sudhar Jain Hum,
Agar Ho Jaye Humse Khata,
To Ho Jana Khafa,
Magar Itna B Nai K Mar Hi Jain hum.
4.
ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT
[Talha ]
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
you have won - Love sms
Harder Times - sms quotes
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Dreams love-Love sms
first sight-Love sms
make -Good Morning SMS
Rain - Good Morning SMS
Every sunset -Good Morning sms
Sometimes-Good Mrning sms
Happiness - Good morning sms
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